One of the guilty pleasures of the internet is websites made up of nerdy looking people's portraits from the 70s, 80s and 90s. I have to admit, I have a good laugh at some of them. Either because it's a
bad picture, the
clothes and
hair are really dated, the person displays
false bravado or because the people in the picture have absolutely
no clue as to how to dress themselves. Some of them, I completely miss out on the joke. Perhaps because my peasant ears are incapable of resolving the high pitched squeaking sounds hipsters use to communicate irony. For example: why is a photo of
two pretty little girls supposed to be funny? I get why a hipster twat would think
Military Uniforms or
Bishops are ironic and funny, but actually, the hipster twats are much more ironic and funny than Bishops or Military men, who will dress in the same way for another 1000 years. As such, the time has come to expose the preposterousness of the present day. There is so much retardedness in how people dress up and look now a days, I don't even need more than a couple of google search phrases to find examples.
Doubtless the imbeciles who attire themselves in modern raiments think themselves above dated ugly looks, like feathered hair, bell bottoms, wide lapels and thick rimmed glasses from the 70s, or big hair and mullets, shoulder pads, dumb sweaters and wacky glasses from the 80s. Not all historical looks are ridiculous, just as not all contemporary ones are ridiculous, but the horrible ones stand out like warts on a bald head. And of course, it's really funny that contemporary numskulls can't tell how stupid they will look in 10 years. Of course, they all look incredibly stupid now, but in a few years there won't be anyone left to tell them how kew-ul they are.
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